Madturbate
the frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
i had a fight with raelene the other night so after she left i climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
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verb when your partner turns down your advances and you have to m-st-rb-t- to relieve your horniness/grudgef-ck yourself to sleep.
hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so i had to madturbate before bed.
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