MADWN
short for – my anaconda don’t want none.
pr-nounced mah-dohn (o as in don’t; dwn like pwn)
used to express severely -not- wanting to have s-x with a girl because she seems crazy, a b-tch, or likely to be disease infested.
do. not. want.
especially when a girl does something off-putting or crazy in an attempt to arouse.
bro: “dude, that hot chick is looking at you”
normal guy: “which one?”
bro: “the one with the gl-ssy eyes that just stuffed her fist in her mouth and is slapping herself in the face.”
normal guy: “oh, yuck. madwn.”
bro: “mine does. i’m gonna go talk to her.”
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