Maerkle


verb- the action of spraying feces out the r-ct-m onto the back side of the toilet bowl above the water level where there is no possible way it will rinse off during a flush.
“get the janitor, somebody pulled a maerkle in the bathroom downstairs.”
noun – an individual with an overbearing personality coupled with an accent, usually heavy new york. characteristics include light glinting off a cueball-esque head and utter lack of social censoring when talking.
acting in a maerkle fashion is a good way to get one’s self removed from any social interaction with the quickness.

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