Maffiarism
a disorder that causes the tightening of the shoulder muscles (trapezius) making them appear to be more broad than normal.
other symptoms include
~ outbursts of range
~ heavy drinking
~ finishing sentences with “ba,bah,bar and baa” and less commonly “please”
~ urges to join the mafia, or delusions that said person is in the mafia.
phill: “rite tom?”
tom: “yeah bah, me and the family just came back from a meal at the pick.”
phill: “have a good time or wa?”
tom: “ai not bad bah, spot of trouble with a bloke from out of town, he’s in the boot of my car now bah”
phill: “is that why your shoulders look so tense? pulled something have you”
tom: “…no”
phill: “i seen this thing on the tellie b-tt, its called maffiarism.. you should look into it, or go visit your gp”
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