One Uper


a friend, relative, or -ssociate, that always has a better story than yours. this person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little bit better than you. traits are lonely adolescences with absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.
me: dude, i hit a birdie on that last par 5″
one uper: well, i just happen to get an eagle on that hole.

me: i won the lottery this weekend.
one uper: i’ve won it twice.
me: how is that possible, d-ch-?

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