Maffins


noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. josie’s dad
2. a really really cool m-ffin
3. a sea creature
– you know who’s short? josie
– nah man, maffins is way shorter
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– i ate a maffin!
– nooo way, those are so cool
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– -splash-
– what the h-ll was that?
– i think it was a maffin
– holy cr-p, call the popo
somebody who uses a combination of martial arts and dance skills to intimidate people.
“holy cr-p, that guy’s pulling a maffin, let’s get the h-ll out of here!”

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