Maflis Mayphlis
maflis mayphlis will be the alias of famed metal artist and conqueror sammy dalati of ember mist. he he will take the name when he begins planning for his presidential run, and doesn’t want a past life to slow him down. upon his election to the presidency of the united states, mayphlis will promptly declare his government a dictatorship and begin the implementing of his grand schemes. mayphlis will be resposible for the operations weed/conformo, implement: dalatiism, and the sp-ce race, among others. an avid militarist, mayphlis will oversee the construction of many high-tech bases in sp-ce and on land, his most notable project being the stump. the stump wil be a super-secret military b-ss in the wastes of northern canada, (mayphlis will annex canada during his first 100 days), that will protect the earth from galactic enemies.
mayphlis will be a firm believer in the power of the gods of dalatiism, seeing as they have killed and eaten all the other known gods. asknand, god of minds, aconan god of creation, and akrid god of fate command everyone but maflis, who will be there ally.
“maflis mayphlis is one radical m-th- f-cka, son.”
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