Mag Job
a mag job or “magglio” refers to f-ll-t– from a morbidly obese trashy wh-r- wearing wrap around sungl-sses made famous by major league baseball player magglio ordonez.
i flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core mag job!
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it is what you get while playing the fps game mag while your significant other gives you either a “hand job” or “bl-w j-b”.
man my girl gave me the best “mag job” last night!
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