-a 5”1 walking sack of sh-t. she backstabs everyone she comes across and talks alotta sh-t but if you were to hit her, she would lift off into the atmosphere and hopefully suffocate very slowly.
-walking asian bobblehead
“bro do you know maggie craft?”
“you mean watermelon-head fish-p-ssy?”
- shotgun cum
shotgun c-m is when a man c-ms in a girls mouth without warning i was sucking off darry then he shotgun c-m me!
p-ssy bro stop being a pushnar
she is a freking goddess, like dammmmmmmmm. i don’t even know how to explain the amazingness of this b-tch. she be lookin like a whole snack is that amburlee, dammmmm, look at that glow up!!!
- pulling a jackie
saying your ready, but delaying departure because you forgot something are you ready to go? yes, wait, i have to run upstairs, i forgot something… she just pulling a jackie…
- lord fellaini
nickname for the best player in football’s history, most talented and skilled, marouane fellaini. he is often called a god of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. and he has the best hairstyle ever. “omg! how the f-ck someone can miss that? normal for lord fellaini” “lord fellaini strikes again! only two […]