Maggie Griffin
kathy griffin’s mom. kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. maggie griffin is an irish-catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. she was on “kathy griffin-my life on the d-list” she is always telling kathy to stop offending celebrities. she thinks she knows all the celebrities, i guess she is a little crazy. she wrote a book t-tled “tip it!: the world according to maggie” in 2010.
person 1: “who’s that elderly woman standing next to kathy griffin?”
person 2: “oh, thats maggie griffin, she is kathy’s mom. i think she is very energetic for a 90 year old.”
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