magic carrot
used during blind s-x. the male will attach a carrot on the end of his p-n-s for enhanced length.
sarah: joe had a m-ssive d-ck.
susan: don’t be fooled sarah, it’s probably a magic carrot.
sarah: aww sh-t.
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