Magic Dickskin
a funnier/sleazier way of saying “no condom.”
option: you pretend to roll it on, like in those trojan ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. if you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
“that chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?”
“yup, i used the trusty old magic d-ckskin!”
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