Magic Fountain Ride


when a male -j-c-l-t-s in another’s (male or female) b-tthole. then the recipent of the -j-c-l-t- will shake the sperm in his/her b-tthole for exactly 39 seconds. the recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. it is best when the baby is under 6 months.

optional: you may then cook the baby.
hey dude! i just got the best magic fountain ride from nick the other night! o and that baby was delicous.

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