Magic Johnson AIDS
same as regular aids, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. as a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, i am happy to announce that i have magic johnson aids.
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- poops and ladders
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- Sandy Surprise
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a negative description of a female, either because of her looks or her sleazy way with guys (and girls). connotation of some disease ridden female that having s-x with would cause a guy’s d-ck to fall off. i wasn’t going to bang your sister after keith banged her, she is such a sk-nkella.
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