magic johnson
a basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who’s career was cut short when he contracted hiv. for a basketball player’s game to be compared to magic johnson is a high honor.
oh, snap! did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back p-ss? that kid’s the next magic johnson!
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magic johnson in his converse weapons!
a p-n-s with mystical properties. commonly used to please women.
“i used the magic johnson on her last night.”
to get rid of something.
magic johnson retired from the nba after testing positive for hiv. now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. so, he literally got rid of it.
hey, man…the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. you should magic johnson that sh-t.
guy #1: hey man, what happened to that girl, gina?
guy #2: ah dawg…i magic johnsoned that sh-t two weeks ago. d-mn! where you been?
doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!
i gave her the magic johnson at the courts!
the miraculous effects of v–gr-. a play on the name of the basketball player.
albert was getting on in years, so he turned to magic johnson for -ssistance in pleasing his wife.
the name given by a male to a p-n-s that a woman fantasizes about.
gina couldn’t stop from having a wet dream thinking about magic johnson.
a basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv’e had your eyes on longer than you’ve know about the relationship.
i noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating magic johnson.
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