magic ken
v. originating with the word ken
1. can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one’s -n-s only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
there was no toilet paper so i’d had to use my hand. luckily i’d had a magic ken so-when i shook her majesty’s hand later on-she didn’t notice.
i’ve just had a magic ken. must be all the brown bread i’ve been eating.
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