Magic Lizard
you oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (p-n-s) in her v-g-n- (p-ssy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he c-ms, he c-ms in her nose, she sneezes shooting the c-m back at him in which case she smiles.
-dude yesternight i f-cked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-i want you to be my magic lizard!
you oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (p-n-s) in her v-g-n- (p-ssy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he c-ms, he c-ms in her nose, she sneezes shooting the c-m back at him in which case she smiles.
-dude yesternight i f-cked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-i’ll be your magic lizard!
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