Magic Milk Cheeks
in all aspects the manifestation of gluttony and sloth.
“hey, i just ate everything in the kitchen and consumed approximately 40’000 calories.”
“omg, you’re such a mairhead!”
i just j-zzzeddd
used to drinking alot
getting stoned
and f-cked on drugs
mairhead: o m g i just j-zzed in a weird voice
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