magic mountain mom
the alliterative female equivalent of a disneyland dad.
a deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. this mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to six flags magic mountain.
theresa is such a magic mountain mom. that deadbeat said she can’t give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. she magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to six flags magic mountain.
get a mug for your fish manafort.
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