magic penis theory


1.)one p-n-s simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) a menage trois.

3.)having s-x with someone then forgeting if you actually had s-x.
1.) the magic p-n-s theory. “i shot her in the gr-ssy knoll then i ran away and no one ever found me”

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