Magic Shell Shit
a magic sh-ll sh-t is a sh-t that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. usually comes out shaped like a dairy queen chocolate cone. this heated liquid usually burns your -sshole coming out.
jay : oh h-ll, i just sh-t out that burrito. it came out as a magic sh-ll sh-t. the toilet almost didn’t swallow it all.
jan : what the f-ck dude!?
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