magic taxi


the phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. the idea is that the “magic taxi” came to take her away. especially used in southern england.
“..then i woke up and i was like, oh dear, magic taxi…”

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