Magic Tomato
a cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one’s salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. after impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
the magic tomato hit chris’s salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
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