magic turtle
the last section of a bowel movement that refuses to p-ss, instead coming to rest just inside the -n-s.
while not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. unknown to the sitter their -ss is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and t-rd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
jill: who blocked the toilet with all this paper?
ben: sorry, i had a magic turtle.
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