Magikarp Moment
a magikarp moment is when you have the expression of a magikarp’s face on your own. this usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embar-ssed.
jim: hey bob, i logged on to our computer this morning… and somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in -ssless-chaps popped up…
bob: (insert magikarp moment)
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