Magilla Gorilla
insertion of the thumb into the -n-s with the other hand raised above the head in an over-arching style such as an ape might perform when walking upright. the trousers and underwear should be at least at half-mast to allow the insertion of the opposing digit, or preferably you should be completely naked, to make it a cl-ssic mogilla gorilla. use of the “oo-oo-oo” sound adds greatly to the effect.
the girls at the party were really prudish, so i dropped the magilla gorilla right through the middle of the lounge room. that livened things up!
usually a man, but sometimes a woman, who has a rocking hard body, but they’re still to ugly to f-ck.
dude, i’m so drunk and h-rny i’d even f-ck that magilla gorilla over there by the bar. as long as we don’t kiss and it’s doggy style.
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