Maglite


a metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. also used by security services as their 499mm length does not cl-ssify them as a baton.
that boy over there deserves a maglite beating.
(n) maglite (pr-nounced mag-light or f-g-light). the term maglite is commonly used for being over zealous on forum post counts with useless information. it will make you dumber by reading the posts.
that f-glite maglite is up to like 10,000 posts by posting perverted little girl pictures
an aircraft aluminum flashlight. favored by the lapd. only for use against mexicans
maglite – the ultimate weapon in police brutality
a waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single aaa battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

many immitators but still the best.
can’t see what you’re doing? get your maglite out.
haven’t got one? what kind of spanner are you?

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