Magnolia Science Academy


a crackhouse turned in to a school. created in 2002, this “school” is located in reseda, california. it is within 50 feet of a bar, 100 feet of the san fernando valleys version of skid row, and 200 feet from that crazy hobo that always talks to herself. it’s run by a fat, ugly, always pregnant, ms. “kelly”. almost all the teachers are from turkey, meaning they speak almost no english. the lunch area is a fenced of area of the parking lot. the security guard is 70 something years old. it is one cr-ppy place to go to school. but it beats muhualand by a long shot.
magnolia science academy is where all the dumbest, smart people go.

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