magnum dong


a comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
as a pickup line:

“oh whoops… i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.”

as demonstrated by frank danny devito in “it’s always sunny in philadelphia”.

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