Magnum


1) a handgun.
2) a popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) a brand of condoms- extra large.
4) a nickname for j-panese singer gackt who once, when asked about his p-n-s, blurted out he is a “magnum” on national tv.
1) he shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) i love double caramel magnums but they’re so fattening!
3) he is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) is that a crease in gackt’s pants or is he just happy to see us?
a really large p-n-s.
melissa’s boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that b-tch up every night.
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“bam!” screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob halo 2 player’s head right off!
an incredibly powerful handgun
ah ah! i know what you’re thinking punk. you’re thinking ‘did he fire six shots or only five?’. well, to tell you the truth, i forgot myself in all this excitement. but being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you’d better ask yourself a question. do i feel lucky? well? do ya? punk!

(loud gunshot)
a round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)
a brand of extra large condoms.
while your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. and large didnt fit last time.
usually a really big condom
you know i need the magnum for my ish.

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