Magpie Moment
a moment that the conversation dies because one of the people conversing is distracted by something bright and shiny.
woman and man are talking. woman asks the man a question and gets no response.
(lull) man: oh, sorry; what were you saying?
woman: what was that?
man: oh, i had a magpie moment!
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