magpied


verb. much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.
alice: hey bob, what’s up?
bob: not much, alice, just been reading a– oooohhh…
alice: bob?
alice: …
alice: you got magpied again, didn’t you?
one of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.
“i saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam… i totally failed”

“magpied suka!!!!”

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