Magstadt


//noun: an overall nasty, gay-p-rn watching b-n-r biter. a magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. a magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young surfer-dude, but only if he did a sh-t load of c-ke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. you will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he’ll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no p-ssy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a f-ckin bat, to say sh-t that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say sh-t that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. dumb-ss
dude…total magstadt behind you right now.

dude… 6 o’clock….total magstadt

dude………f-ckin magstadt right?

magstadt…..duuuudddeee…

magstadt, what the f-ck. ur r-t-rded dude.

chheeeessseeeb-lls

jamison! jamison! bro, did you see phillipe last night. being such a d-ck man. f-ckin magstadt

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