the drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly f-cked.
becky: maria, are you maguired?
maria -finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- yes becky, i am completely and utterly maguired.

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