magumpus
any type of chalky, hardening compound used in building construction. products such as drywall joint compound, floor leveling compound, etc.
customer: how long will it take to finish the drywall?
drywall contractor: about a week. we need to hang it, then apply the first coat of magumpus. i need to come back a couple days later and apply another coat of magumpus. then sand the magumpus and paint the walls.
customer: what are you gonna do about the floor? it slopes down toward the center of the room.
contractor: well, i need to mix up some magumpus, pour it on the floor to make it level, then put a layer of plywood over the floor.
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