Maher

a type of ninja who makes tea.
“hey man, check out that maher! he’s making tea.”
an individual with an enormous heart that can be shy yet stubborn and get a thrill out of arguing. loves attention and gambling just for fun. family comes first and will do anything to make sure that happens. loves s-x and p-rn as well as being more than amazing in bed.
gave this guy maher my number never called so i got his number and called him, intentions of sleeping with him but fell in love with him
a type of fish that is as ferocious as a shark but is the size of a gold-fish. it typically resides in a fish bowl
philip: hey look at my maher (he says as he sticks his finger in the bowl and the fish bites it)
philip: ow!
melody: haha don’t mess with a maher
they rule! they are known for there apt-tude, proficiency and prowess at any odd game of skill. they then taunt the opponent with declarations of their apt-tude, proficiency, prowess and skill at “ruling” that odd game.
wow mahers rule at skeeball, video bowling, foozball, beanbags, badminton, etc. etc.
typically a person who never makes any type of dumb comment, and thus, is the smartest person in all his or her cl-sses.

a naturally smart person.
“hey did you hear joe got a 35 on his act?”
friend, “yeah, it’s understandable, he’s a maher”.
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a guy who used to be politically incorrect, but has failed his main name namesake. a guy both me and my step grandmother can now watch and talk about.

a guy named bill whose heart is in the right direction, but lacks the ability and know how to deliver. a guy that actually made obama funny and humorous for once and deserves five stars and an apple for that.

a guy who is the fading, paramount, carbon copy of the american dream post 60’s.

a guy that states our country should be more like china, but does not want to realize that in order to do that the united states needs to bring nuns and a ruler back into the cl-ssroom (supernanny has great ideas, but they take too long, mild corporeal punishment works unfortunately when psyco active drugs are the only other answer….actually a good mix is best)
that guy won’t shut up he sounds like my grandma when she sips the mormon tea or that crazy lady camille paglia…he’s so maher.

his heart’s in the right place, unfortunately his objectives are competing against each other…how maher.

just when you’ve been preached to death you see a glimmer of childish political incorrectness left. how maher.

he might not be much, but he’s all we have left from the 80’s he is sooo maher.

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