Mahfool
originally turkish, meaning someone who is utter sh-t, useless and acts like a complete -n-s to the point that drives you just crazy and you just wanna f–k him up.
a: where the f-ck are you? (says on the phone)
b: i am at the gas station, why?!
a: get the f-ck back here mahfool. i f-cking need you to get your stuff and f–k off. jesus christ you are such a pain in my -ss…
b: ok
an adjective generated by a real estate agent in tabriz, iran while got taped by his worker during a screaming match between him and an unknown contractor who didn’t finish the job as promised. (see the video : youtube.com/watch?v=ylmuyio0kme) means ‘acting like a troll’ or ‘being a jack-ss’.
as seen in the video ‘mahfool’ is pr-nounced improperly as he intended to say maf’ oul which in arabic as an adjective and used for a person means ‘someone who just got f-cked’. so accordingly, mahfool gets another meaning as ‘someone who is f-cked up’.
a: you are such a mahfool !
b: yea i am :d (they always admire the recognition!)
a: dude, amir owes me 30 liras and he won’t pay up.
b: well, forget it dude, you’ll never see that money.
a: why not ?
b: because you never should have lend a mahfool any money.
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