Mahon’s Journals


the worst possible thing to do when you’re reading a book. opposition, repet-tion, and metaphor. you don’t know how much to write, and when you write as much as you can, it’s not enough.

on a scale of 0-4, the highest anyone has gotten is a 2.
1: what are you doing?
2: mahon’s journals….
1: have fun with that!
2: shut. up.

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