Mahwah


a town in new jersey known to be filled with wealthy families. rio vista, a housing development in the town, boasts homes, never worth under $1,000,000. the school system has 3 elementary schools, one middle school, and one high school. this town is about a half-hour’s drive to new york city.
person a: i am moving to mahwah.

person b: ooh! fancy!
a town with lots of f-ggots in it
chelsi is from mahwah
a suburban new jersey town north-west of manhattan, filled with brae children who smell of the stench of infesting maggots and feces. -also see brae.
“here today, gone to mahwah” (f-ckin stupit idiots).
the best town in the universe, it just is
mahwah backwards is hawham. yet another way in which mahwah is sweet as h-ll.
the only town in new jersey to which anna kournikova, the williams sisters, and other pro tennis players have played.

bring back the tennis cl-ssic
monica seles won the tennis cl-ssic in mahwah. where? mahwah, you know as in: “rome, paris, wimbledon, mahwah”

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