maid bating


the act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your b-n-r in your hand. can also be spelled maid baiting.
every time i go on a business trip, i like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever i’m staying. it never fails to get a big reaction.

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