Maiden’s Virus
function: noun
1a: a belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the m-ss theft of bicycles
belgian 1: oh no, somebody stole my bike!
belgian 2: mine’s been stolen as well!
cop: sorry, boys, a maiden’s virus has been on the loose in brussels. we think he might be a member of the belgian workers party.
belgian 1: do you know what the maiden’s virus looks like?
cop: all we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to h-m-s-xual acts.
belgian 2: if we don’t stop this maiden’s virus, everybody in belgium will be without a bicycle!
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