maidfriend
maidfriend- as part of a heteros-xual relationship, a female valued only for her abilities to maintain household duties the male is unwilling to perform himself out of inability or laziness, often -ssociated with lack of attachment by the male
after my last girl left me, i was hungry and out of clean clothes. i’m not ready to settle down, might need a new maidfriend
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