Mailbox PTSD


the post traumatic stress disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. this can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don’t know where the traffic cameras are poised to “nab” you.
sister 1: i have a bone to pick with you.

sister 2: what?

sister 1: when i went to my mailbox monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on michigan avenue during my visit to see you in dc. we don’t have speed cameras in atlanta, so i thought, “what is this??”

sister 2: ooops. i forgot to warn you about those cameras.

sister 1: then, i went to my mailbox on tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! they caught me both coming and going on michigan avenue!

sister 2: oh no!

sister 1: on wednesday, as i approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.

sister 2: (gasp!) i am so sorry… you have symptoms of mailbox ptsd.

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