maile

a maile (“my-ley”) is a gorgeous female. an exotic beauty attractive to both men and women.
“d-mn check out the maile”

the paradoxical point found in between true and false. this state cannot be proved, disproved, or categorized in any way.
when i sleep i flip my pillow over so i can feel the cool side. true/false: maile

i went to a pretty mellow rage 3 nights after yesterday, and became completely inebriated while remaining perfectly sober at home reading the tv and being ridden by a majestic unicorn. true/false: maile

last night, instead of taking the transit bus home, i hopped on my s-xually-enhanced velociraptor and rode to the promise land. true/false: maile

if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, will i still m-st-rb-t- to good housekeeping? true/false: maile
a beautiful girl, a stunning female
“d-mn! check out the maile!”
maile is a stunning and beautiful girl with an equally beautiful personality. maile has a zest for life and can light up a room with her smile. she isn’t afraid to make a silly face and just go with it. she looks amazing when she puts on makeup and yet she looks just as beautiful without it. she is funny, intelligent, p-ssionate, and is open about her feelings. seeing maile interact with others is very special as her positivity and happiness reflects onto those she makes a genuine connection with. she knows that we aren’t always accepted for who we are and as a result, she fully accepts others. she makes you feel comfortable with yourself and yet she gives you those nervous b-tterfly feelings that make you fl-stered in a good way. she is all about family and she knows who she is and what’s important to her. she has dreams and aspirations and wants to share them with the world. she knows the difference between right and wrong and has strong values. ultimately, everyone likes maile. she is so sweet that you will feel happy just spending time with her. she has great taste in ice cream and she frequents cold stone. she cleverly picks emoji’s and partakes in memorable inside jokes. maile is in simple terms, refreshing. she thinks about the future but hones in on the moment. one would admire her outlook on life, her worldliness, and her ability to lighten the mood, be herself, and laugh. when you hear a cute giggle nearby, you will know maile is just around the corner.
wait! you can’t stop smiling and having the best time ever? you must be hanging out with maile.
maile (pr-nounced my-lĕ) = a flowering plant, typically sweet smelling, native & unique to the hawaiian islands. at one time the maile lei was only used by n-bility, as well as those in power in hawaii. today, this lei typically is found in hawaiian wedding ceremonies.

maile is also a distinctive hawaiian name.
it’s always stunning to see a truly beautiful lei made by maile.

you cannot find a plant quite like maile anywhere else in the world except hawaii.

i’m probably going to call maile tomorrow after school.
a rare form of naked mole-rat only found in awkward situations in the cafeteria.
while talking to the guy she liked, a maile appeared. 🙂