Mailman


awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.
“he’s a drug dealer and he don’t even know it”
-r.i.p mitch hedberg
dopeman, dope dealer
when you move the the p-ssenger seat while driving and m-st-rb-t-, extra points for getting it out the window.
“whoa! did you see that guy doing the mailman!?”

“yeah, nice distance!”
“mailman” is a s-xual term used when the p-ssenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. the man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
john: hey honey, i feel like pulling a mailman
sandy: oh, alright. just this once.
-john steers while sandy leans over-
a drug used by dogs to chase the mail man every day. hints the name mail man.
i gave some mail man to my dog last night.
a hustler who takes in the cash money like bags of mail. see e-40’s alb-m “the mail man”.
i hope i don’t go back to slangin’ yayo, slangin’ yayo, to get my mail.” (like a mail man). – e-40
when a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.
my girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.

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