MAILVALANCHE


when you get home after a nice couple relaxing days away and the mail completely overwhelms your mailbox, falling out at your feet like a small little avalanche
(girl walks in the door) “honey is that you?, i cant see from under this avalanche of mail, mailvalanche!!!”

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