Maineville Tornado
when a crazy redneck from maineville ohio gets blacked out drunk on jim beam and performs -n-lingus on his fiance while she is p-ssed out. he swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly b-tton and shouting obscenities.
i had so much jim beam last night, i think i gave my wife’s mom a maineville tornado.
judging from the taste in my mouth this morning…i’d say i gave the old lady a maineville tornado last night.
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