maintain
to keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circ-mstance.
dude i need to maintain or i won’t make it to the next bar.
the art of keeping things legit. this is “cool” at a way higher excelsior level, beyond human comprehension. many know of it’s premise but only few are capable of keeping a constant mindset of “maintain.” derived from the puddin’ thou art maintains, maintain has attained thousands of const-tuents across the globe.
it’s not me crying, it’s them. i maintain.
v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.
“how you doing?”
“maintaining, i guess”
to trim and/or shave one’s pubic hair.
jane had a date with timmy on friday night; on thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
to make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
fancy another beer mate?
err yeah but give me a minute. i need to maintain while i’m still capable
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