Maintenance drinks


the execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circ-mstance of hangover
steve: hey man aren’t you already shmammered from last night? why are you drinking?
cornellius: they’re maintenance drinks, im helping myself. you should too.
steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover

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