Maintenance Jerk
the act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly h-rny and end up having regretable intercourse.
example:
1. joe did a “maintenance jerk” before he went out so he doesnt get
h-rny and end up having s-x with another ugly sl-t like last weekend.
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